Frequently Asked Questions
These are answers to questions that I imagine will frequently be asked someday...
 
Why are some of your words spelled funny?
Because I'm Canadian. Incidently, technically speaking they're not spelled "funny", they're spelled "correctly".
 
You don't update your site very often.
That's not really a question.
 
Why don't you update your site more often?
Well, I only do one or two strips a week.    In the past, I waited until a whole series was done before posting them.   Nowadays, my stories are getting long enough that I'm putting up partial stories just to keep things going.   Do you think I should post them as I draw them?  
 
Being a cartoonist must make you very popular. Are you beating the women off with a stick?
Not anymore. Apparently it's "illegal".
 
Can I copy these strips and use them on my own web site?
I've been meaning to put up some sort of legal page, but until I do here's my rules:  
You can copy and use the strips provided you
  a) Don't alter them in any way, including removing the title or url from the top.  
  b) Link to my site.
  c) Don't put my strips on any page that a user has to pay to see.
 



"Orbits, The Comic Strip", a parody of the Star Trek universe.   It's Star Trek, but not quite.   Join Captain Fenkle and the crew of the "U.S.S Regis Philbin" (the oldest ship in StarFleet), as they boldly go where so many have gone before, and screw it up.   All contents copyright (c) 1999-2009 Ian Darke   All rights reserved.